Roaster

The Coffee Roasting Division

By His Providence, We Percolate

It was Kier, in His boundless wisdom, who first beheld the bean and saw within it the promise of vigor, the spark of industry, the holy embers of toil. And so, with steady hand and reverent heart, He established the Coffee Roasting Division, that we might be fortified in our labors and made whole in our purpose.

On Department Head Christopher G.

Blessed is Christopher G., who walks the path of roasted providence, ensuring that each bean, plucked from the bosom of the earth, is made pure through fire and service. Through his diligent stewardship, the Lumon Roast Protocol™ was born—a sacred process by which the humble coffee bean is transfigured into a vessel of focus, compliance, and unwavering devotion.

Drink deeply, and know: The coffee is with you, as Kier is with you, as Lumon is within us all.

“For those who sip with reverence, strength shall live in their veins.” – Kier